This is why we can't have nice things

It's Shai not Shy.

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It’s all about perspective. 
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It’s all about perspective. 

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Don’t go to school for music

There are 24 hours in a day. Monday’s and Wednesday’s I’m at school for about 5 and a half hours. On Tuesday and Thursday I’m there for 8 hours. On Mondays I work 4-9pm you know because I’m poor. Now according to my music school it is expected that you spend 6 hours a day practicing plus the 4 hours worth of homework we get everyday. Idk if these teachers think there are more than 24 hours in a day but that’s ridiculous. If I’m done with school by 6pm and I have homework thats due the next day you expect me to go home a play for 6 more hours, attempt to do the homework you assigned me plus eat, shower, and sleep. It’s impossible. I’ve never been so stressed in my life. Might I add that I’m taking performance major classes for an audio recording/music business program, because that makes sense. Oh and my wind ensemble teacher is a dick. I tell you I won’t be at rehearsal because my grandfather died and you tell me i need to work extra hard on my scales now and that my grade will be lowered. Fuck you. Then as I’m crying in your office you have the nerve to say this is something that normally happens to people my age. Fuck you again you asshole.

First day of school

teacher:

okay everyone say one thing about yourself

me:

I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here

when u poop and feel like u lost 10 pounds instantly > the beatles

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